One day a teacher asks little Johnny
about the sounds made by various
animals.
Teacher: Johnny, What sound does a dog make?
Johnny: It barks.
T: Good. Cat?
J: It meows.
T: Very Good. Lion?
J: It screams.
T: I said, "Lion," not Leone!
Teacher: Johnny, What sound does a dog make?
Johnny: It barks.
T: Good. Cat?
J: It meows.
T: Very Good. Lion?
J: It screams.
T: I said, "Lion," not Leone!