Tuesday, April 22, 2014

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Bhaise ka itna mota q? aur Gadhe ka itna lamba q hota h? Sct:-what nonsense, mujhe nhi pta Boy: bhosdiwale Pata tujhe Lund ka nhi or Baatein nuclear power ki chodni hai 8⃣ Popat ka Pinjra 20 Rupaye me". Popat ka Pinjra. 20 Rupaye me ...ek aadmi road side chilla raha tha 1Aurat ne pas ja kar dekha, aur wapas aayi. Dusri: Kya huwa? Patni: Haramkhor Kameena! "UNDER WEAR" bech raha hai. 9⃣ Response after sex 1) call girl; paise 2) girl frends; jaldi kapde do 3) padosan; fir kab aoge 4) wife; ab 2 din kuch mat bolna 5) kamwali; ab to pagar bada do.. 1⃣0⃣ Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me? Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi. 1⃣1⃣ Kuware sochte hai k shadishuda ache h Shadishuda sochte hai k kuware ache h Fark sirf itna hai ki Shadishuda din m sochte hai or kuware raat ko... 1⃣2⃣ Boyfriend1:- can i touch your boobs Girlfriend1 :- Shut up!!!! Boyfriend2 :- can i touch ur heartbeats Girlfriend2 :- ooooh!! how sweet!! Rishta wahi soch nai 1⃣3⃣ Teacher: Machchhar k Katne Se Maleria hota hai Aids kyu Nahi ? Student: Qki Machchhar Dunk Marta hai Gaand nahi. Aage se Bakchodi Wale Sawal mat Puchhna. 1⃣4⃣ LIC launches a new sexy Policy Jeevan Sambhog In partnership with MANFORCE condoms and UNWANTED-72 The new punch line:- Thokne ke Saath Bhi, Thokne ke Baad Bhi. 1⃣5⃣ Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me kameez uttar ke dukandar ko andr bulaya. Dukandar ne Boobs dekh ke chusna shuru kar diye jin pe behoshi ki dawa lagi hui thi, Wo behosh ho gaya. Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya & jate hue shishe pe likh gai: Khula Dudh Sehat ke lie Hanikarak Hai !! 1⃣6⃣ Girl: condoms Dena.. Shopkeeper(masti main): kis liye -e-e-e Girl(Gusse se): Tere baap ko gift karungi, taki tere jaisa dusra CHUTIYA paida na kare.... 1⃣ 7⃣ Fauji's wife daily sends her nude photo with both legs wide open ... "Janu, I'll wait like this till you come!" 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Wah Wah, !!! "Sun to Le Bhosdi ke" Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal, Use Kehte H Jhaat K Baal... 2⃣8⃣ Suhaag Raat Me Wife : Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai.. Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ? Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye. 2⃣9⃣ Pati: Sex ho jaye? Wife:Nahi Pati: Zewar la dunga W:Nahi Pati: Car launga W:Nahi Beta so raha tha..beech me bola: Papa meri gand mar lo par CYCLE la do... 3⃣0⃣ Ladki to Dr: Bachcha 2 din se doodh nhi pi raha Dr ne Bra me hath daala aur kafi der taK bobbs ko masal ke bola Doodh hi nai hai Ladki:"Main to iski Mausi hoon" 3⃣1⃣ Wife: Please zara ye bra ka hook laga dijiye. Hus: I will charge 4 kisses. Wife: Rahne do, padosi Se free me lagva leti hu, wo haath daal kar Set bhi kar denge. 3⃣2⃣ CONDOM salesman: Condom chahiye kya??? Marwadi: kam bhav ka khushbudar rahega to de. Salesman: Laude pe agarbatthi ka plastic lagake chod Bhosdike... 3⃣3⃣ MAUN-VRAT ke dinl Wife ne Boobs hilake dikhaya Husbd ne apna bahar nikal k dikhaya Wife guse me-Mera matlb hai dudwala kab ayega Hsbd: mera mtlab hai 1 Ghante me 3⃣4⃣ Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs?? Kuljit: Choot..! . Girl slaps & says: "Randi Khana nahi hai Bhosdi ke, KFC ka counter hai ye".. 3⃣5⃣ Jeevan ki 3 Hakiikat. School ki Ghanti. Garib ka Darwaja. Jawan Ladki. INKO JAB BHI THOKOGE BACCHE HI BAHAR NIKLENGE ! 3⃣6⃣ The Most emotional line said by a girl to a boy after break-up- "Jaanu, hilaate waqt to yaad karoge na ? 3⃣7⃣ Ladki mandir me prasad lekar pandit k pair chhukar boli koi gyan ki baat btao. Pandit= Beti"Bra pehna karo"jhukti ho to dhyan aur gyan dono ki Maa chud jati he !! 3⃣8⃣ Call Girl (to 68 years old man): "Uncle, aap ek baar try karo na!" Uncle: "Main KAR nahi paaunga." Call Girl: "Arre, aao na uncle, try to karo!" Uncle aa gaye aur callgirl pe toot pade aur uski almost faad dali. 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